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"After hearing the evidence, I will record a verdict of natural causes." -- John Owen "After smelling the evidence, I will record a verdict of natural causes." -- Jeff Brown As I took Arlo for a walk this morning, I was deeply disturbed by the amount of (how shall I put this?) … [Read more...]
(PHONE RINGS) “Good morning, Fat Ass Airlines, Cliff speaking, how may I help you?” “So that wasn’t a joke? I saw your ad and I had to make sure.” “No sir, we at Fat Ass Airlines don’t think the present discomfort of air traveling public is a joke.” “Well, what’s the … [Read more...]
There are people who live within their means and people who live beyond their means. Since my husband and I didn’t want to go broke buying lottery tickets as a means for becoming millionaires, we drafted a household budget. We started watching our pennies and started watching … [Read more...]
I recently saw an article headline on a Woman’s magazine that read; 99 Ways to Please a Woman. Now if you are thinking that it referred to 99 Ways to Please a Woman in Bed, you’re obviously a man. To a woman, sex would be pretty far down the list. From a woman’s perspective, the … [Read more...]
“Mom. Dad. I’ve got something to tell you.” “Must be important to drag us down here. You need more lights, Larry.” “Well, maybe not for long, Mom.” “Our 30 year old son is moving out of our basement?” “Yes, Dad—but that’s not the important part. I found someone I want to … [Read more...]