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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Champagne Reign

By Michael Hal

In a sleek corked bottle Breathes a potion that people coddle. Smooth and delicate to the taste Makes it’s consumer leave no waste. It’s bubbly, ubbly, wubbly woo. Makes me pose a toast from me to you. Soothing my mind and relaxing my body Helping me to be the life of the … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Leonard Speaks Spanish

By Beth Beggs

My neighbors Wanda June and Leonard worry about senility, and if truth be known, they have reason for some of those worries. They watch Dr. Oz religiously and have taken to drinking some kind of green sludge as a preventative. In addition, Leonard is doing Sudoku puzzles, and … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Time to Relax

By Carlos Arnade

The heart-doctor put it to me straight: You have got to get serious about relaxing. Your heart cannot take more stress. I recommend you start right away. In short, the doctor had ordered me to, aggressively relax. Thinking about the problem and possible solutions, of course, … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Word Rabies

By Linda Zern

“I knew foxes are quite often rabid, so I knew he was up to no good.” This is a direct quote. It is a direct quote from a North Carolina woman who woke up to find a rabid fox attacking her foot. She was in bed, her own—sleeping, at night, inside her house. The house had walls, … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest!

Leonard Nimoy, Walmart and Alien Abduction

By Chris Weilert

I went to an UFO convention out of curiosity and a need to see something bizarre. Before I set forth on my journey, I would have categorized it as fringe entertainment along with professional wrestling, Civil War reenactments and lingerie football. I also went with the … [Read more...]

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