A Said baker Ted to baker Ned: Ned, did you knead the dough? "Dough, I did dot dead the dough" Why not knead the dough, Ned? "I didn't wad to sdeeze on the dough" Sneeze on the dough, Ned? "Yes Ded, I god a code in by doughs" Well Ned, at yeast you’re being honest "It’s … [Read more...]

First, let it be known I love sports. Don’t you just hate it when someone starts off with a disclaimer? Guess that’s one of my annoying traits. My wife can list the other 52. But I digress. That’s number 16 on the list. . Anyway, the two most annoying habits take place in … [Read more...]

Impersonating a ransom or suicide negotiator can be a burdensome task, particularly if you tried it out capriciously one lazy afternoon during lunch break. The preferred means to kibitz while corroborating trust with your new law enforcing cohorts is to proclaim confidence: "I am … [Read more...]

I was lying in bed when it happened. The cellar started to growl! I turned over and tried to ignore it but, it happened again. The cellar was definitely growling. It wasn’t a scary or an eerie growl. It was just a growl. Getting out of bed, I traveled the three steps to the … [Read more...]