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I’m not referring to store or business openings. I’m incensed over the infuriating activity of opening things like boxes, packages, bottles, cans et cetera. It’s like every marketer in the world is trying to keep you from their product. Oh, not from buying it, just from opening … [Read more...]
I recently went to the wedding of a nephew in my home town. Of all of the times I’ve visited home, I’ve never met any of my old female flames. Oh, I never tried to look them up, as phone books are no help since women usually change their last names for some reason. The internet … [Read more...]
About Being human isn’t as easy as it used to be; it now requires gadgetry. Speaking as one who can barely operate a can-opener without risk of dismemberment, I would like to formally protest the ever-escalating onslaught of technological frippery that threatens far more than … [Read more...]
Thanksgiving Day was imminent. My wife had set about to work on the pies and other foodstuffs for the holiday. To be a help to her I volunteered to clean the house. I announced on Facebook, “I am helping my wife by dusting. I just discovered that the dust bunnies have been taking … [Read more...]
The tea party had been my wife’s idea. We had both recently started our graduate programs, and she wanted a chance to hang out with the other people in her program in a non-academic environment. She also wanted me to meet her new friends. So she invited six fellow students to our … [Read more...]