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(WARNING: May contain Nobel Prize spoilers) ~-~-~-~-~-~ Everybody loves a scientist. They create stuff we depend on, they generally pose no threat of stealing your girlfriend, and those form-follows-function corduroy pants they wear make funny noises when they walk. Scientists … [Read more...]
Computers were supposed to make the world easier. But what about the cyber waste? The computer experts repeatedly emphasize that nothing is truly deleted on computers. Thus, there must be debris orbiting something somewhere in cyberspace. This means the recycle bin for documents, … [Read more...]
First of all, I wasn't 500 years old. They totally made that up. I was maybe 75, max, which – don't get me wrong – was pretty old back then. Decrepit actually. When God chose me for this genius shipbuilding project, I should have said, “Thank you very much for the honor, Your … [Read more...]