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On Sundays I watch golf with my husband. (Explanation: On Sundays, I sit by my husband and read a book while he watches golf. Every few minutes he'll say, “Watch this replay. This putt is incredible.” I'll dutifully put down my book and make the appropriate noises of awe, such … [Read more...]
Welcome to Turd Mailer your one stop shop for letting those not so special someones know just how you feel. Have a terrible boss, difficult ex, co-worker or teammate that needs a little heads up. Send a nicely wrapped Chocolate Turd and an anonymous note that says "You're a … [Read more...]
I'm not happy! Marie and I are not bad people. We work all the time. We help others consistently. We give thanks and say our nightly prayers. So why in the hell do Adam and Eve get to stay in the Garden of Eden? I thought about this for days. I watched those two, basically do … [Read more...]
Little Maggie was my best friend. I sure will miss her. I was sure she would be safe in the toilet. It was just a routine goldfish bowl cleaning. I screamed in horror when I forgot and flushed. Denial always comes first. I thought: "She's just frolicking in the septic tank. … [Read more...]
The cellular clinic opened four years ago with the introduction of the iDroidsung. Since then, we have treated millions for modern-day aliments, unique to a generation that refuses to live in the moment, interface with other humans and suffers from illusions of grandeur. Cranial … [Read more...]