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The great baseball player and Hindu philosopher, Yogi Berra, is known for his whacky word ways. He's attributed with “It's deja vu all over again,” “If you can't imitate him, don't copy him,” and “I really didn't say everything I said.” I married another Yogi with this talent. … [Read more...]
"Grrrrreat! My phone died." Herbert fussed. "So, recharge it," Madge advised from her side of the bed. "No, it's not dead, I mean its dead-dead." "What's the difference?" "Dead can be recharged." "So – dead is not really dead?" "Right. But dead-dead means it's totally dead. … [Read more...]
I was going to lecture on the importance of hanging in there when it comes to self-improvement. Something my old mother calls “stick-to-itiveness.” Then I realized a pudgy, former two-pack-a-day smoker with a checkbook in the red is the last person who should be preaching the … [Read more...]
I'm an analog guy living in a digital world; and without a doubt, my passwords – 55 dozen of them – are the bane of my existence. Remembering them requires major mental gymnastics, so I methodically file them away to keep what's left of my sanity, which I'm within 2 millimeters … [Read more...]
Ever find yourself with people you don't know and who are sitting, standing, line dancing, or sky diving right next to you? There is usually an extremely awkward silence that you would give anything to break. This happens a lot in everyday, ordinary situations, like the … [Read more...]