President Barack Obama walks out to center stage, enters a single spotlight and sings: (sung to the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star) I am President O-ba-ma I want health care for everyone we have a bill that is 2000 pages long it’s not perfect but it’s very strong I am … [Read more...]

Is it just me or are we a very angry lot these days? I mean, I know that January is a favorite month to very few of us and the gloom of winter can be depressing, but seriously, people, what is up with all the hostility? For instance, on the way to my day job a few weeks ago, a … [Read more...]

MCKEESPORT Penn. - Reports have been surfacing from a suburb of Pittsburgh, Penn., that a woman who was cookless for 12 years, cooked dinner three nights ago. It was also reported that her daughter has been hospitalized, not from eating her mother’s cooking, but from going into … [Read more...]

A TV infomercial… Magical Hair Removal Cream. NO FUSS! NO MESS! A LIFETIME OF HAIRLESS BLISS! Order within 12 hours - receive two tubes of cream for the price of one! It was too good to pass up. I ordered and impatiently awaited my package, preserving my current crop of leg … [Read more...]

While attending a realtor's open house, I overheard a conversation, which often happens when I stand right behind a person, lean back, and listen to what they're saying. And I heard some guy respond to a remark as follows: "I'm not a bachelor; I'm single." Point taken. As a … [Read more...]