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When I was younger, I would hide behind the sofa and eavesdrop on the neighborhood women gathered for morning coffee at my house. Eventually their conversation would center on “the change.” So and so was suffering through “the change.” Over time it seemed that the entire … [Read more...]
Have you heard about the new dating trend? Younger men and older women are hooking up. The women are called “Cougars” although someone told me that situation used to be called “Tadpole Fishing.” As someone who is Unmistakably Older and therefore potentially a candidate for one of … [Read more...]
It’s not so much that I didn’t like his little tennie bopper sitcom show, Groin Pains. And it’s not so much that I didn’t consider his cutsie pictures anything but super adorable. I don’t think I’m jealous of Kirk at all either. I am no stranger to the affect he had on women … [Read more...]
“Drop and give me fifty punch lines!” I was in agony. The Drill Editor at Humor Basic Training had singled me out for having mangled a particularly droll Robert Benchley line. I began typing furiously while my nemesis continued barking orders… “Right! Johnson! Take your squad … [Read more...]
Cap’n Crunch and I are men ahead of our time. Or behind it. I’m not sure which. When I was a bachelor, I ate breakfast cereal for supper most nights. It was fruity or crunchy or sugary delicious, involved very little preparation time, and was an easy-chair-ready meal. Last … [Read more...]