Are you a soap opera fan? I am not, however I always thought soaps were a female thing. Then I found out about a large male following. Who'da thunk? How can anybody be enthused over programs entitled: As The Stomach Turns*, The Young And The Sinful*, or The Days Of Our (Cheating) … [Read more...]

I flunked it in high school . . . Home Economics 101, that is. I haven’t done a decent job of keeping house since I purchased mine in May 1990. My house has so many cobwebs that my cobwebs have cobwebs. In fact, I think the cobwebs are the only things holding the house … [Read more...]

I can’t live with that woman anymore. She’s so damned negative. No matter what great thing comes my way, she hounds me with “remember Murphy’s Law” and “nothing good ever lasts” and “don’t count your chickens, even after they hatch, because they still might not make it.” For … [Read more...]

I renewed my Georgia driver’s license yesterday. Starting the day with a shower, a shave, and a pot of coffee, I thought, “I hope the DMV gets my photo right today. I don’t want a mug shot.” I’m not very photogenic, so I prayed to God for a decent photo to be taken. After all, … [Read more...]