I'm an analog guy living in a digital world; and without a doubt, my passwords – 55 dozen of them – are the bane of my existence. Remembering them requires major mental gymnastics, so I methodically file them away to keep what's left of my sanity, which I'm within 2 millimeters … [Read more...]

Ever find yourself with people you don't know and who are sitting, standing, line dancing, or sky diving right next to you? There is usually an extremely awkward silence that you would give anything to break. This happens a lot in everyday, ordinary situations, like the … [Read more...]

On Sundays I watch golf with my husband. (Explanation: On Sundays, I sit by my husband and read a book while he watches golf. Every few minutes he'll say, “Watch this replay. This putt is incredible.” I'll dutifully put down my book and make the appropriate noises of awe, such … [Read more...]

Welcome to Turd Mailer your one stop shop for letting those not so special someones know just how you feel. Have a terrible boss, difficult ex, co-worker or teammate that needs a little heads up. Send a nicely wrapped Chocolate Turd and an anonymous note that says "You're a … [Read more...]

I'm not happy! Marie and I are not bad people. We work all the time. We help others consistently. We give thanks and say our nightly prayers. So why in the hell do Adam and Eve get to stay in the Garden of Eden? I thought about this for days. I watched those two, basically do … [Read more...]