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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

April-May 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our April-May 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Bark Of The Town

By Windy Lynn Harris

As I walked back from the kids’ bus stop this morning I felt someone watching me. I turned to see the little poodle that lives next door staring at me through her front window. I gave her a little wave and a smile, embarrassed because she knows ALL of my business. I hurried home … [Read more...]

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June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Asylum Earth – The Real Story of Orville and Wilber Wright

By T. Michael Barclay

Ingrained with an innate fear of flying, most historians never got closer to getting airborne than being on an Amtrak train when the bar car derailed. The story they would have us believe, was that Orville and Wilber Wright invented the airplane after studying the gliding … [Read more...]

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June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Hardcore Legend Steers Back Into Trouble

By Burton Cole,

My chiropractor must be writing a novel. Every time I’m in the middle of explaining why my back is out this time, his muse suddenly interrupts, he grabs his notebook and mumbles, “My publisher won’t believe this one, either.” I don’t begrudge him his hobby but it seems rude. … [Read more...]

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June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

A Real Pain In The You-Know-What

By Laurie Fabrizio

My husband and I recently appeared on “Larry King Live”, to debate which was more painful-his kidney stone, or my giving birth. Giving birth, that’s a no-brainer. Let’s see… (A) Flushing a pebble through a small straw or (B) passing a bowling ball through a needle. I’ll take (B) … [Read more...]

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June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our June-July 2007 Humor Writing Contest!

Accomplishing Great Things Up The Suction Hose

By Sue Anna Langenberg

I think that we are all capable of accomplishing great things. At least that’s what my parents taught me. Every day you should appreciate life, they lectured, and do something to improve your mind. Follow your own talent, read something and enjoy each day as if it were you last, … [Read more...]

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