It is amazing to me when I get a tiny glimpse of how children must view the world. I got one of these glimpses the other day when one of those random thoughts that floats around in my ten year-old’s head suddenly exploded out of his mouth. He started spewing some kind of … [Read more...]

When you you buy a new computer, there is a 24 hour hotline to assist you when your machine malfunctions. After a very stressful morning out with my two young children, I wondered what it would be like if such a hotline existed for parents. The following dialogue is the result … [Read more...]

Every summer the kids talk me into taking them to the public pool. For them, it’s a fun way to cool off on a hot day. For me, it’s a toss up between looking like a pool-Geek in a T-shirt and capris, or a fresh-plucked frying hen wearing a swimsuit. Friends of mine, who frequent … [Read more...]

Parents, quick! Shield your young kids’ eyes! I’m about to reveal a guilty secret before you’re ready for them to learn it. And I’m not talking about Social Security. Let’s try this: Hey, kids – grammar lessons ahead! Boo! Okay, are they gone now? Just in case, I’ll write in … [Read more...]

Pillow Wrinkles: Sleep long and hard in one position, and impressions of linen folds and embroidery will create a lovely debossed pattern upon your cheek or brow. When I arose in the morning in my youth, I would stagger into the bathroom, note the Pillow Wrinkles, relieve … [Read more...]