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I’m always suspicious when the Woman Who is Always Tan and Has a Flat Stomach wants to go out and do something with me. Against my better judgment, I recently went with her to a movie and then we grabbed a bite to eat afterward. When we got to the restaurant, I ordered the French … [Read more...]
The job market reeks right now. If you don’t believe me, just look at this transcript, taken verbatim from an interview with a Leading Job Market Expert Type Person on my nightly local news: Nightly Local News Anchor: “If you would, for our viewers, please describe the job … [Read more...]
When I was a teen-ager, my mother had somewhere gotten the idea that I would make a fine priest. She began subtly pressing the case when I turned fourteen, often saying things to me like, “Shy people make wonderful priests,” and “We don’t have a priest in the family, Edward.” At … [Read more...]
A review of a newly –released musical classic. Can military people simply lay down their arms and let the Tchaikovskies of the world play out war-like fantasies through their music? Or, another way to look at this question is, Can music replace war entirely, given that war can’t … [Read more...]
I’m a simple person. Admittedly, it doesn’t take much to entertain me when I’ve made up my mind to check out. A boring church service, dinner with my in-laws: I’m gone. While most people ruminate over their portfolio, I’ll focus on what life would be like if I were born with … [Read more...]