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Do you sometimes repeat yourself? Have you recently misplaced your keys, your wallet, or your third child? Have you ever rushed into your bedroom to retrieve something, only to realize you can’t remember what it is? You stare intently at your oak bureau as if communion with … [Read more...]
I am not a plumber. I have no experience with weepy faucets, drippy pipes or trickling garden hoses. So why did G-d put me in charge of regulating six free-flowing urinary tracts? By the time my little spritzers turn 12 months, people start urging me to introduce them to 'The … [Read more...]
To understand and appreciate the scientific principles underlying Creationism, it’s important to understand the advanced math behind it. For some this can be far too challenging, and as a result, they turn to simplified theories such as evolution, which cannot be backed up by … [Read more...]
It may be only a historical footnote that the bedraggled, stooped old man known as Albert Einstein was quite a sexual creature, based on most accounts; and women it seems tended to swoon in the lap of the celebrity genius, although he pretended never to notice. Fast forward to … [Read more...]
We had been out of toilet paper for so long that we had depleted our supply of suitable substitutes... Kleenex, napkins, fabric softener sheets. So, despite my aversion to solo-shopping, I had no choice but to head to Costco. Armed only with a standard-sized cart and list, I … [Read more...]