Waldo Henley had the personality of a slug. He was humorless, puffed up with his own importance and often stuck both feet in his mouth at once. His rank as a second class radio man overseeing fifteen crew members had come about, not through skill in dealing with others, but just … [Read more...]

The police were called to Joan's Diner at 1414 14TH Street last night at 6:47 pm for a disturbance. Responding were Sgt. Alton Brandon and Officer Cynthia Cramer arriving at 6:51 pm. An immediate call for all available backup was sent by Sgt. Brandon upon arrival. The cause of … [Read more...]

Dr. Kroaker: Why are you here today Tony? Tony Balony: I have melloncoma. I got all the symptoms, read it all on the net. See this rash by my hibiscus? Kroaker: That's not your hibiscus, that's your clavicle. Melloncoma doesn't look like that either. That is your allergy, … [Read more...]

Queenzie, a famous New Orleans drag queen, felt like an elephant was sitting on his throat when his 20-year old Chihuahua named Cha Cha passed on to her celestial transformation. Agnes had mastered the art of guarding the Raw Hide Bar while always on high alert 24/7 throughout … [Read more...]

“It's a blimmin disaster,” said Grandpa as he looked dejectedly over his vegetable garden. I had come to stay at Grandma and Grandpa's run down farm during the Summer holidays, at a time when the district was in the midst of a record-breaking drought. The old corrugated rain … [Read more...]