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It was my seventh grade year and fall had cast its spell on everyone in the booming metropolis of Pope, MS (population 246). At school we were busy planning our annual Halloween carnival. A cakewalk, games, pony rides, and even a marriage booth had all been planned, but the most … [Read more...]
Sunday 8:00 AM. It's snowing. I think I'll skip Mass today. Skipping church on Sunday is a mortal sin, says Father McGarrity. I'll bet it's not any kind of sin when it's snowing. Maybe it's not a sin to skip church, period. Father McGarrity could be wrong. On the other hand, … [Read more...]
Morning - Wake up, scratch my head, done combing hair. Get out of bed don't need to worry about clothes, have been wearing and sleeping in the same clothes for four days. Go to the bathroom, make a mess. Mom loves cleaning up after me so I don't want to disappoint her. Go to … [Read more...]
I have a giant giraffe in my living room! I only wish it was real so I could open the door and set it free. Or even better I could lay down in its path so that it could trample me to death. Then, I would not have to live in its tacky presence. To be fair, my brother in law has … [Read more...]
About a week ago I was at a local establishment with my brother Lou. We were drinking a few cold... sodas, and eventually our conversation made a left, then a right, and ended up at the front door of our workplaces. I didn't give him an in-depth synopsis of what's been occurring … [Read more...]