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Dilly Dan was a pickle man, selling his gherkins on the corner of 1st Avenue and 12th Street. His cart was in the shape of a dill and he wore a uniform of all green. Dan lived for pickles, eating them at every meal and dreaming of them at night. All was green and briny in Dan's … [Read more...]
The neurologist told me my brain was okay but had age-related atrophy. The news about my middle-aged shrunken brain blared at me like a trailer headline from a sci-fi B movie. Suddenly I was "The woman in the Land of the Shrunken Middle-Aged Brains." There are many people from … [Read more...]
What I'm about to relate is all true but very hard to believe. My brother Steve was shocked when I reminded him of a story plot our father had imagined back in the eighties, and like me, Steve came to realize that a very big part of that plot happened in real life, to the very … [Read more...]
I finally got my kids back. You know how the minute you pick up the phone the kids are there? “Mom, I need to know the meaning of life and I need to know NOW!!” If they aren’t begging for your undivided attention, then they are marching around like a Sousa band in the … [Read more...]
Like the long-awaited days when your children go off to kindergarten, are potty trained, and on their way to college, you parents will mark as milestones the moments when your kids can finally babysit themselves while you run errands. Gone will be the days of dragging tired, … [Read more...]