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I am not a nervous flyer. I love a window seat, and I will not hesitate to lean over and look out of it from 40,000 feet in the air. Bad turbulence makes me mildly nervous for about five seconds, and I am not fond of landings, but that’s the closest I am likely to come to … [Read more...]
I am an open road junkie, and find few things more enjoyable than strapping my yawning, confused children into a vehicle and traversing random back roads, with no bathroom breaks. It almost always works out. Almost. Interstate 77 is a fairly mundane stretch of pavement, striking … [Read more...]
Our story begins in the lunch room of Low Cost Foods Supermarket on Halloween morning. Some people gathered there were plotting an evil scheme against the store manager. The group consisted of the Scary Brothers; Scary Larry, Scary Harry and Scary Gary. Their sister Scary Mary … [Read more...]
I can still see the plastic jumbo cup rotating as it descends from a balcony rail, golden beer raining out into space as if a sprinkler alarm system fueled by kegs started cutting loose. The cup keeps falling and it never ends, acting as a vivid metaphor for many wayward nights. … [Read more...]
My religion is important to me in many ways. My family was not overly active in church when I was young. We celebrated the holidays and attended services from time to time. What would I miss the most if I were an atheist? Holidays, how could one live without the hope of Easter or … [Read more...]