I don’t know where people got the impression that women were the weaker sex, especially when you consider that many women today (and always) gestate, carry around a living, developing baby, go through intense labor, give birth and the next day they are nursing a baby while they … [Read more...]

My oldest son started asking for a dog shortly after birth. Considering that my husband’s lungs shut down at the mention of a dog, I thought actually owning one might be a bad idea. I was able to deter Nick for awhile by simply having more children. When he pestered me for a dog … [Read more...]

A press release, just in from the North Pole, has shaken the globe. The release indicates Mr. S. Claus has submitted his resignation unless his demands are met. The text of Claus’s submission follows: “Effective immediately, I submit my resignation as CEO of Claus Enterprises. I … [Read more...]

Long before the Million Man March, war protests and gay pride demonstrations, the SGSH (Small Group of Scared Hares) hopped to Washington in protest of the Aschheim-Zondek (the-rabbit-died) test for pregnancy. Their demands were finally met when they threatened to have a love-in … [Read more...]

There is nothing new in the statement that we humans sometimes adorn ourselves in ridiculous and dangerous fashions. We can trace this directly back to Adam and Eve, who suddenly discovering that they are naked, immediately plaster themselves with designer fig leaves. Since then, … [Read more...]