One of the most divisive issues in America's modern political landscape is the problem of Fresno birth. No other question so enrages the Front Wing or brings out the Back-Wing bleeding hearts. The biblical injunction in Hiawatha 7:42 is unambiguous: “Neither shall ye suffer one … [Read more...]

Watching my husband drive his new pick-up truck, I realized that checking out another pick-up seemed to rank right up there with checking out a gorgeous blond. Of course, men use very different methods of checking them out. And, of the two, checking out a blond poses the … [Read more...]

Single women of the world, rejoice! Ms. “Above-average, 46-year-old SDF looking for a SWM age 40-55 for LTR”, it’s your Red Letter Day! According to recent news reports, the young man who shot President Reagan in 1981 is now a middle-aged man looking for an intimate … [Read more...]

I hate Super Glue, and you should too. Whatever you think you know about it, you’re wrong. It is pure evil. Look, I’ve seen the commercials, and I know what you’re going to say. How can I hate Super Glue? Everybody loves Super Glue! Look how strong it is! You can stick a guy in … [Read more...]

Paris, 1923. Hemingway broods over a series of staccato sentences he’s just composed. The next sentence eludes him, although he’s pretty sure it will have something to do with robots, and the page languishes for days. Discouraged and sober, he wanders outside to redress both … [Read more...]