Hello there, my name is Gene. I’m your inner courier; the little man down here, or more correctly, up here in your psyche; a gofer; I go for this, and I go for that. Whenever you think of anything, no matter how trite, I am at the ready. Let’s say you are trying to think of your … [Read more...]

They say it’s bad luck to leave the Christmas tree up past New Year’s Day, but I follow the Groundhog Day rule. Being a consummate procrastinator, I’m doing good to get my tree down and out of the house by February 2nd. If I fail to meet that deadline, I fall back on the March … [Read more...]

I’ve noticed over the past few years that the importance of what’s in a product has taken a back seat to what’s not in a product. It hit me hard in the grocery store yesterday. I went to get a bottle filled with water that had been purified beyond belief by reverse osmosis, … [Read more...]

To: Our favorite patron of the arts From: Office@BEARBAITERPLAYERS.ORG SUBJECT: A very special personal offer on our very special offerings as a very special thank you for backing the performing arts. (Very special performing arts.) Dear Supporter; As a Patron, Gold Circle … [Read more...]

For the first time in over 16 years of driving, I came to a complete stop at a 4-way with three other motorists at the exact same time. To my left, a 'good ole boy' in a raggedy old pickup; a seemingly 100 year old man in a Buick to my right; and an attractive blonde in an … [Read more...]