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(A Play In One Act) EXTRAPOLATIONS FROM OBSERVATIONS OF THE DRIVING BEHAVIOR OF THE NEXT GENERATION. SETTING: THIRTEEN BOYS AND GIRLS, AGES 15 TO 17, ARE SEATED IN A HIGH SCHOOL CLASSROOM. THE INSTRUCTOR, CLAUDE CHICANE, SHUFFLES INTO THE ROOM. HE IS FORTY SOMETHING, BUT CARES … [Read more...]
I'm here today at Ralph Wilson Stadium in Orchard Park, N.Y.; home of the Buffalo Bills. The jerk's owner Linda has called me to the game because she can no longer control her jerk. The jerk and his pack are all dancing shirtless in snowy twenty degree weather. This Buffalo Bills … [Read more...]
A do-it-yourself remodeling project is in progress at our house. I use the word “progress” loosely because I suspect that elephants gestate and give birth faster. I’ve heard that if your marriage can survive building a house, it can survive anything. Remodeling is worse. My … [Read more...]
It’s that time of year when we teach our youth the critical lessons needed for success in life: 1) adults make the rules, and 2) adults are nuts. Yes, it’s a new season of little league baseball! And it’s not the game we played as kids. After a long winter practicing team … [Read more...]
It is hard to believe that a whole year has gone by already. And what a year it has been! We are still living comfortably in our trailer. Some might think that it is too small for all six of us (not counting dogs), but we just see every day as an opportunity to grow closer as a … [Read more...]