At 92, I am still the consummate procrastinator. I haven’t checked off anything on my bucket list, but, if you'll pardon me for saying, my “F - It” list is growing. Why do today what you can put off ‘til tomorrow? That’s always been my motto, but now I’ve reached the point in … [Read more...]

With the state of the economy as it is and gas prices at an all time high, the majority of Americans stand to gain a lot from resorting to theft. Whether you are a gentlemen thief, out for a weekend thrill, or a regular back-alley-cigarette-smoking variety, is aside from the … [Read more...]

When your kids reach thirteen years of age they are abducted by aliens who insert alien brains in place of theirs, which are programmed to torture parents for the following five years. The plan is working perfectly so far in our house. The first sign of alien abduction in your … [Read more...]

Someone agreed to host six kid cousins in my house for nine days. I am that idiot. This unfortunate event, misnamed a “vacation”, was suggested years ago by some well-meaning aunts so the cousins could get together every year because “they won’t be young forever”. I can … [Read more...]