It’s been fifty years since the debut of Barbie, the original “fashion doll.” You’d think something made of plastic wouldn’t have changed much—sort of like Cher—but you’d be wrong. Malibu Barbie is now Menopause Barbie. She's given Ken a black eye for hanging around the Bratz … [Read more...]

As White House officials searched for carbon neutral transport to the Copenhagen Global Warming summit, Miami Police announced that 14 horticultural crops had escaped from their glass-enclosed greenhouse nurseries and are rapidly spreading across the landscapes of the earth. … [Read more...]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Roulette Airlines -– where we believe you have a 1 in 36 chance of arriving safely at your destination. Our mission is to eliminate the boredom of airline travel and make flying fun! Our low cost airline also believes in eliminating the … [Read more...]

Thanksgiving is leftovers, Christmas looms, and here in the middle, I see the shadows of shopping circling around me like vultures in gift wrap. Guys like me dread this time of year. Why? Because we hate full-contact sports for which we don’t understand the rules. Football, I … [Read more...]

Once again, the arrival of the holidays finds me sorting mail with trepidation, painfully anticipating those seasonal letters from family and friends. You know the ones straight from the “Norman Rockwell” family. Sometimes they are so sickeningly sweet they should come with their … [Read more...]