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It is often noted that males who get lost refuse to ask directions. Not to weigh in on any feminist food fight or anything, I imagine that it’s because that pesky Y-chromosome doesn’t want to be caught red-handed not knowing where he’s going. Any male who has lost his way in … [Read more...]
A long time ago, probably when I was pregnant with my first child and the resulting hormonal imbalance skewed my sense of reality, I read a parenting book that highly recommended that a family unit gather on a regular basis for “Family Nights.” According to the expert author, … [Read more...]
I believe that a successful marriage must include openness, honesty, and mutual sharing of belongings. In order for a union to last, there should be absolutely no secrets between the partners, and household possessions should not be segregated. I think my husband of 20-plus years … [Read more...]
Pet behavioural expert, Professor Dick Flipstick, wrote his treatise on canine behaviour while in a mental asylum. His most notable theory was inspired by his observation, “Water runs down the drain in a different direction south of the equator.” Convinced that the phenomenon … [Read more...]
The first week of school arrived at last. By the end of the week I had gotten most of the contact paper off my arms, legs and face. While I dread the end of summer Laura and I were running out of creative ways to entertain the little people. We frown on letting the kids watch … [Read more...]