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It had started like any other day, as I bought a box of cheap, bootleg granola from a small store. I'm reading the box as I eat it, which is mandatory, and I discover it's from Switzerland. The story on the back explains how they've used the same recipe for 60,000 years or so, … [Read more...]
I loathe condiments. All of them. Yep, even ketchup. Why? Partly because they’re repulsive. But mainly because they’re just plain wrong—psychologically wrong, environmentally wrong, even biblically wrong… Question: After Jesus busted out all those loaves and fishes to feed the … [Read more...]
Dr Mitchell Lasoff has a dental office on Hoosick Street in Troy, New York. Dr Lasoff is one of the most accomplished dentists in the Capitol area of New York State. While most dentists practice their trade, Dr Lasoff is so good that he no longer has to practice. Dr Lasoff is … [Read more...]
Adam and Brian stood side by side in the Bronx Zoo, watching the lion’s tail swish back and forth. Adam looked at the black sky. He’d come to the most crucial part of his argument, and he didn’t want to screw it up. “Look at that lion. He’s behind bars. It’s a … [Read more...]
TV was invented because we were tired of talking to each other and needed something else to do. Some of you, though, kept trying to have intellectual discussions about politics and the arts while we’re watching “Dancing with the Stars.” Despite your oddity, we’ve tried not to … [Read more...]