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The air conditioning was on the fritz as the conference room became very warm, making the older man forget why he had kept his jacket on all day. As he slid it off, the other men in the meeting noticed the ironing marks on his shirt and tried to comfort him as he broke into … [Read more...]
Annoying as it is, unwanted e-mails are a part of internet users’ lives. Call it spam, bulk or junk mail, there it is, filling up inboxes. My internet service provider does a good job filtering the junk but because they don't always get it right, I periodically scan through the … [Read more...]
(PHONE RINGS) “Good morning, Fat Ass Airlines, Cliff speaking, how may I help you?” “So that wasn’t a joke? I saw your ad and I had to make sure.” “No sir, we at Fat Ass Airlines don’t think the present discomfort of air traveling public is a joke.” “Well, what’s the … [Read more...]
Recently, the U.S. Supreme Court declared that corporations are people, can donate money to political campaigns, and thus, remind the American public that politicians are even a lower breed of human than CEO’s. To quell ongoing complaints about the decision, legal authorities … [Read more...]