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There is only one way to be born, but, as I have learned over the years, there are thousands upon thousands of ways to die. When, I was six years old, even before I had figured out how people were born, I knew one way to die: don’t eat your vegetables. At least that’s what my … [Read more...]
US Cultural Recognition Guide for Tourists: Reds and Blues Food: Reds: Double Bacon & Cheese Triple Monster Thickburger with Deep-fried Jumbo Chicken Rings Blues: Multi-purpose living nutritive units. Drink: Reds: Chocolate Cherry-Vanilla-flavored Doctor Pepper Blues: … [Read more...]
Just because I am a wife, mother and homemaker, don't assume that I haven't tiptoed on the wild side of life. I have. I have smuggled cokes and candy into the movie theater in my purse at least a dozen times. The scissors that I accidentally took from my daughter's school . . . … [Read more...]
AGONY VALLEY STORES COMPANY NEWS LETTER CONGRATULATIONS. Ella Ellingham of the Hitchville store has won this month’s recipe contest with a prune dip. The winning entry is printed on the back of this newsletter. It has a zesty taste, the result of jalapeno peppers and mushrooms. … [Read more...]
I’m one of those who want to make my money the old fashioned way -- inherit it. But coming from a family whose credit scores are lower than death row inmates and refer to debtor’s prison as “our summer home,” that prospect seems unlikely. So I hired Freddie’s Five & Dime … [Read more...]