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Although no formal surveys have ever been taken , much thought has been given to the subject of Worst Christmas Present Ever. Before those of you who have received vacuum cleaners, chocolate fountains, or fruitcake makers raise your hands, stop and hear this case for Worst … [Read more...]
The woman slammed the office phone, looked to the heavens and screamed: "Why can't men find things?" I dove beneath my desk, scooted behind the chair and began duck-walking it down the hallway in hopes of escape down the office elevator. She found me. "You're a man!" she … [Read more...]
You come home from a hard day’s work. You kick off your shoes, grab a cold one from the fridge and plop down in your recliner. You grab the remote, turn the TV to ESPN… and the inevitable happens. Your wife steps right in front of you, modeling some new article of clothing she … [Read more...]
There are people who live within their means and people who live beyond their means. Since my husband and I didn’t want to go broke buying lottery tickets as a means for becoming millionaires, we drafted a household budget. We started watching our pennies and started watching … [Read more...]
The Memorial Day weekend is behind us and you know what that means. It means they need to come up with a way to make the Tuesday after Memorial Day a holiday, too. Write your Congressman today, unless he’s being indicted for hiring call girls, tax evasion, or not recycling. It … [Read more...]