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I buy most of my paperback novels at flea markets, yard sales and charity book sales, because they’ve just become too expensive to purchase new. The other day I picked one up to read, The Lions of Lucerne by Brad Thor, a thriller I got at a yard sale. As I was flipping through it … [Read more...]
Since I turned pro, I never worry about myself. I’m too busy worrying for others. That’s how I earn my living. I’m a professional worrier. From fretting about my sister’s toddler running into the street to global climate change, I carry the world on my sensitive shoulders like … [Read more...]
1. All right, first thing’s first: how drunk are you? Ok, not bad. But, are you wasted enough to walk over to a living, breathing woman and engage her in a conversation? I didn’t think so. 2. Drink more. 3. Scope out the area. Her? No, that’s clearly a spray tan. … [Read more...]
(WARNING: May contain Nobel Prize spoilers) ~-~-~-~-~-~ Everybody loves a scientist. They create stuff we depend on, they generally pose no threat of stealing your girlfriend, and those form-follows-function corduroy pants they wear make funny noises when they walk. Scientists … [Read more...]
My dearest wife, After a rather long flight, I’ve arrived safely at my hotel and have registered for the conference. As much as I’m looking forward to seeing old colleagues and learning the newest advancements in medical procedures, I miss you and the kids immensely. When you … [Read more...]