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As Richard drove, he passed I-74 and saw a sign announcing it was 112 miles to Indianapolis, Indiana. He thought about what he always thought about when he saw a sign for Indiana: Puerto Rico. He felt, as the United States bumbled through its third century of existence, several … [Read more...]
I know why I am not scoring with Internet dating, and it’s the same reason I don’t do well in job interviews. Quite simply, it’s the inherent lack of alcohol. I am a better person with vodka. Ask anyone. Dead sober I am riddled with self-doubt and nervous jitters. One or two … [Read more...]
How many times has this happened to you? You're standing at a crowded cocktail party. You have a drink in one hand, and an appetizer on a plate in the other. You want to eat the appetizer but you can't because you don't have a free hand. Or maybe you’re driving your car with … [Read more...]
Growing up in New Orleans, I was taught I could count on St. Anthony to help me find something lost – a way of wheeling and dealing with the saints. It only made sense that when my ancient, obese cat, Miss Eula, was missing, I would dig a hole in front of my house and bury a … [Read more...]
I recently saw an article headline on a Woman’s magazine that read; 99 Ways to Please a Woman. Now if you are thinking that it referred to 99 Ways to Please a Woman in Bed, you’re obviously a man. To a woman, sex would be pretty far down the list. From a woman’s perspective, the … [Read more...]