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The Education Department has announced that it is recalling a half million high school graduates after officials discovered defects in the nation’s educational system. According to unnamed sources, several parts of the U.S. educational system were found to be working improperly. … [Read more...]
“When was your last colonoscopy?” the doctor asked. “I didn’t exactly put a happy face on my calendar.” I replied. “Could you narrow that down a little.” “Let’s see, long enough ago that I don’t wake up screaming at night anymore.” “That’s generally about ten years.” He … [Read more...]
When we go to the beach, I really get into it. I close my eyes and, listening to the waves crashing to shore, I’m transported to tropical locales like Hawaii, or Tahiti, or Fred’s Fake N’ Bake Tanning Emporium. Surrounded by palm trees and the enchanting smell of fragrant flowers … [Read more...]
It's finally summertime, a season of fertility and relaxation we celebrate with holiday celebrations, fireworks, festivals, carnivals, heat exhaustion, sunburn and the occasional paralyzing drought. But if you're reading this, congratulations, you made it to June 21-- the Holy … [Read more...]
As a criminal trial court judge, I get several letters a week and sometimes several a day from folks who have a lot of "not free" time on their hands. Most of these writings want to re-argue their brilliant trial strategy (“The surveillance video lied, the police lied, the eye … [Read more...]