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A blog is like a pair of underwear – everyone except members of certain jungle tribes has at least one, but no one except your spouse and maybe a few close family members have ever seen yours. And if your kids ever get a glimpse of it, they will instantly become nauseated and … [Read more...]
I recently went to my dermatologist to have a suspicious red spot on my stomach checked out. Of course, to see my dermatologist I had to have called for an appointment about twenty-five years ago, so I ended up seeing the Physician Assistant. Whenever I see a Physician Assistant … [Read more...]
Title: Scientific Analysis of Trajectories and Aerodynamics of Stuffed Toys as Hurled by Recumbent Passenger Seat Apparatus in Mini-Van. Authors: Dad (Supervisor, Range Safety Officer), Kid #1 (male) (Launch Control Officer), Kid #2 (female) (Projectile Loader/Chief … [Read more...]
I was working hard at home, in the middle of a difficult task in my office, when I was distracted by the business line ringing. I paused my game (ahem) and answered the phone… “Mr. Crawford, this is Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS calling from the dentist’s office, with a reminder … [Read more...]
One amazing gift of becoming Unmistakably Old is free time. Past a certain age people assume you’re supposed to do little or nothing, exempting you from snide comments when you sit around, appearing to do nothing. Recently, during my sitting around time, I began to think about … [Read more...]