1) Call the "will do odd jobs" guy whose number you found on the bulletin board at the supermarket. Offer him twenty bucks. He'll know what to do. 2) Turn up the Republican National Convention really loud on the television. (This won't stop the dogs, but it will give you a new … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
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February/March 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Cosby Christmas Curiosity!
Within the last few years, the concept of having Christmas sweater parties has risen in popularity. The general idea is to find an old, poorly designed sweater that depicts the holiday. Think of a sweater your grandmother would knit you and simply slip it on, and prepare to party … [Read more...]
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February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
What Moms Already Know About Super Bowl Lingo
Moms are often stereotyped as being football-illiterate. First down? Red zone? Fullback? But in the spirit of the Super Bowl (as well as Johnny Carson's "Carnac the Magnificent"), I'm sharing 16 football terms that have double-meanings in the context of raising kids -- meanings … [Read more...]
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October-november 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Santa Claus Story: Lies, I Tell You! All Lies!
Even as a child I always had credibility issues with the Santa story. Some elements of it just don't make a lick of sense to me. Let's break it down: SANTA'S AGE: Exactly how old is Santa??? Because it seems like heβs been around forever. At least three hundred years. Is that … [Read more...]
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April-May 2008 Humor Writing Contest Results!
βIβm Either Away From My Desk, On The Other Line, Or…β
Or what? You want me to think that youβre either too busy or too important to answer your phone? You think if you donβt answer, Iβll be forced to solve the problem on my own, without your being on record of being involved in a decision that could be the wrong one, and then it … [Read more...]
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