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I’ve always strived to be the best that I can be. I was that kid who put the extra BB into the windshield of that 74 Ford, striving to perfect the outline of a lone, single female boobie, the little nipple BB putting the finishing touches on that masterpiece. I felt Super as I … [Read more...]
Of all the requisite hells in this world, there is nothing quite like a trip to Dante’s lowest level: the DMV. Dental examinations, traffic court appearances and exploratory medical procedures with the dreaded ‘scopy’ suffix are all slight inconveniences when compared to the … [Read more...]
Political analysts across the nation expressed alarm that a recent Neilsen poll has revealed that 69% of Americans do not trust American public opinion. Analysts also expressed concern that polls reveal that 57% of Americans no longer believe computer spellcheckers, medical … [Read more...]
Undaunted by the millions of comments on Yahoo proving that everything that could be said about a topic has already been said by someone, or the T-shirt that says, “What makes you think I want to hear from your T-shirt when I don’t want to hear from you?” I zealously enter the … [Read more...]
What would you do if, hypothetically, you once drew an original cartoon character, a smirking onion with sunglasses and the hypothetical name of “Onionhead,” and showed your entire fifth grade class the little copyright sign next to it, yet within ten minutes it was all over … [Read more...]