Who needs a Caribbean cruise or renovated kitchen when, for roughly the same price, you can enjoy an excruciating root canal complete with crown made from the same material used to construct toilet bowls? This year, just for fun, I decided to spend my entire federal tax refund … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2006 Humor Writing Contest Results!
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April/May 2012 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Time to Relax
The heart-doctor put it to me straight: You have got to get serious about relaxing. Your heart cannot take more stress. I recommend you start right away. In short, the doctor had ordered me to, aggressively relax. Thinking about the problem and possible solutions, of course, … [Read more...]
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1st/2nd Quarter 2015 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Doctor’s Office
Dr. Kroaker: Why are you here today Tony? Tony Balony: I have melloncoma. I got all the symptoms, read it all on the net. See this rash by my hibiscus? Kroaker: That's not your hibiscus, that's your clavicle. Melloncoma doesn't look like that either. That is your allergy, … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
October-November 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
What To Do When the Neighbor’s Dogs Won’t Stop Barking for Thirty-Three Nights in a Row
1) Call the "will do odd jobs" guy whose number you found on the bulletin board at the supermarket. Offer him twenty bucks. He'll know what to do. 2) Turn up the Republican National Convention really loud on the television. (This won't stop the dogs, but it will give you a new … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2011 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Zodiac Buzz-Killer
(The effects of salad dressing on the last 20,000 years) In case you haven't heard, you're not you anymore. Nobody is who they were anymore, because after 23,000 years of just sitting around aligning all over the place, all the Zodiac stars have moved. This is the type of … [Read more...]
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