Through the years, I have said many nonsensical statements that, when taken out of context, might sound a bit ridiculous. I have truly asked the following questions. -Could you help me get the tomato paste off the ceiling? -Can you wash our son in the shower because the baby … [Read more...]
Search Results for: 2024 AI1-C01: AWS Certified AI Practitioner Exam Authoritative New Practice Materials 😐 Search for ➡ AI1-C01 ️⬅️ and download it for free on ➥ www.pdfvce.com 🡄 website 🥛AI1-C01 Valid Exam Questions
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
April-May 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
4TH QUARTER 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Your Mom’s a Liar
Hold, on. Take it easy. She may not be a liar. You’re right, I don’t know her. So let’s start with a sample test. 1. Is she still alive? 2. Is she 90 or over? 3. Is she still “as sharp as a tack”? If you answered “yes” to all three questions, then she’s a liar. There you go … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
December 2006-January 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
How Not To Teach The Greenhouse Effect
I was reminded last week of a lesson I should never have taught. It was the greenhouse effect and how light rays are converted into heat while passing through a layer of plastic or glass. It was the inclusion of how a particular plant, which thrives in a greenhouse, may have led … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2007 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Confessions Of A House-Sitter Who Won’t Be Returning
Dear Daryl and Marilyn: I would like to thank you for trusting me enough to house-sit for you while you were away. I would like to, but the attorneys advised me to say nothing until we're certain no more lawsuits will be filed. Outside of a couple minor annoyances -- really, … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Teaching Dakshesh
Beginning in the third grade kids love having a substitute teacher. By "having" I mean "biting off parts of the teacher, chewing and swallowing the teacher, partially digesting the teacher, and then regurgitating the teacher back onto his own shoes before his feet are devoured, … [Read more...]
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 132
- 133
- 134
- 135
- 136
- …
- 182
- Next Page »