It was bound to happen. For years I have been playing with carpool fire, escaping the humiliating burn that was inevitable to occur. Risk takers, in general, are a prideful bunch, attempting to defy odds that all reasonable folks know are not in their favor. Pride goeth before … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
April-May 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
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February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Dante’s Piles
They say dogs are just like their owners. My dog scoots across the carpet on her rear end like an upright, motorized ceramic lawn ornament. The vet says her anal glands are impacted, but I think she has hemorrhoids. Young people never get hemorrhoids. Once youβre over 40 and … [Read more...]
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February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
What Moms Already Know About Super Bowl Lingo
Moms are often stereotyped as being football-illiterate. First down? Red zone? Fullback? But in the spirit of the Super Bowl (as well as Johnny Carson's "Carnac the Magnificent"), I'm sharing 16 football terms that have double-meanings in the context of raising kids -- meanings … [Read more...]
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February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Republican Party Announces Plan to Put a Republican on the Moon by 2020
In response to President Obamaβs plan to eliminate NASAβs project to put a βMan on the moonβ by 2021, the Republican Party announced that party functionaries were assembling a rocket that would put a Republican politician, and a live elephant, on the moon by the year … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
February-March 2010 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Gynophobia
I did not make this one up. Gynophobia is a real, live phobia....The fear of women. Having raised two daughters through their teenage years and having lived with another such creature for most of thirty years, it is comforting to now have a name for my condition. Scientists have … [Read more...]
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