Not many myths about him are true. Sure, he wears the red suit, has that white beard, and he is plump. Disgustingly so. And, yeah, Iβve heard him, βHo, ho,β a couple of timesβafter heβs had too much eggnog. But heβs not jolly and his eyes donβt twinkle. They glow with an evil … [Read more...]
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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!
If You Don’t Read This, I Will Kidnap Your Family
Okay, now that I have your attention, itβs highly unlikely that I would actually go through with the kidnapping. Besides the obvious concerns of serving significant jail time and not having the technology to monitor who has read this, there are numerous other factors. First off, … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!
Get A (Virtual) Life
I enjoy playing video games from time to time. I have invested in several video game systems over the years. After all, I like it better to play on my Sokitumi 3000 at home than paying a weekβs wages in quarters in an arcade. There are two reasons for this: 1. Arcades are not on … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
AUGUST-SEPTEMBER 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!
What Time Does The Liquor Store Close?
The top 5 reasons why Iβm going to have a martini tonight. 1. During afternoon centers Jack didnβt make it to the bathroom in time and peed all over himself, the floor and part of the wall. Then, after we ran to get the change of clothes, extra socks and undies from the nurse, … [Read more...]
"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE
June-July 2009 Humor Writing Contest Results!
The Relationship Stimulus Plan
Immediately after graduating from Harvard last spring, I traded my cap and gown for a business suit. Undeterred by the sinking economy and eager to begin a rewarding career, I accepted a position at my dream workplace. I was an intern, which meant that I had a full-time job that … [Read more...]