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Who needs a Caribbean cruise or renovated kitchen when, for roughly the same price, you can enjoy an excruciating root canal complete with crown made from the same material used to construct toilet bowls? This year, just for fun, I decided to spend my entire federal tax refund … [Read more...]
After ten years of bearing the burden of birth control my wife decided that I should take on the responsibility for preventing another bundle of joy from entering our lives and activating the murder-suicide pact we agreed to after our third child was born. After serious … [Read more...]
There are many things that you can tell people that you've developed that make you an interesting and sought after guest at parties. Things like "I've developed a cure for baldness" or, in the event that you are already bald, "I've developed a large piece of property." You can … [Read more...]
Okay, people. Calm down. We've had a couple of snowstorms and a mudslide in the Philippines. It's not the end of the world. Although, that depends on whom you talk to. It seems that whenever a there is any kind of a cluster of natural disasters (and by cluster I mean two in the … [Read more...]
The good news is that the average life expectancy is reportedly much longer than the generations that came and went before us. The bad news is that this life extension is putting a serious kink into what was once a global, thriving cottage industry. Yes, because we’re living … [Read more...]