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I will never forget the day my niece was born. A friend of mine worked at Sephora and had given me a giant bag of goodies. As I dug into it, I started trying out all the different products. And I mean all. I smeared on the face-life cream, eye patches to reduce puffiness, lip … [Read more...]
A lighthearted look at dog owning extremists. Let me make one thing clear from the start. I don’t dislike dogs. So any owners incensed by this article do not have to bother picketing my home, or planning to attach a car bomb to my PT Cruiser. Although the way it’s been acting … [Read more...]
I am pleased to be writing the annual letter for the year 2020. As you know the last five years have been rather difficult for our organization. It started with increased background checks for gun buyers finally passed by Congress in 2015. Our former leader, Mr. Lapierre … [Read more...]
There is one HUGE difference between the North and the South: thank you letters. Northerners don't write them, and Southerners write too many. I'm still getting thank you letters from holding the door open for someone at an Alabama Denny's in 1979. It's not that Northerners … [Read more...]
My Have a hunger for a new relationship? Then mustard up the strength to ketchup with other spicy singles you can meat in your area, such as this fiberous mushroom: “I’m just a fungi with high morels looking to shoot the shiitake with a cute little button like you.” To put … [Read more...]