"Artist Chablis Visits Local Farm" Stu Hazzard reporting for the Moon County News Nerds World-renowned painter Chablis was in Moon County yesterday at the farm of Harald and Gretta van der Skeeterhornenflugen. The artist, who also claims to be clairvoyant and a Unitarian, came … [Read more...]

Another Contraband Days festival has come and gone here in Lake Charles. The Buccaneers who seized the city for the duration have returned control to its duly elected officials. Here in Louisiana, this of course means that it is back in the hands of real pirates. During … [Read more...]

This started out as a bad year. In less than 6 months, I lost my job, condominium, car and girlfriend. Even the cat packed up her litter box and left. When my parents heard the bad news, they immediately snapped into action: they fled to Boca Raton and dropped me from their … [Read more...]

The annual Utah Deer Hunt, also known as Daddy’s New Bullet Hole Scar Shooting Contest, attracts deer for hundreds of miles. The prize goes to the wife of the first heart attack victim. The infarction must have occurred while camping drunk during a snowstorm in the woods after … [Read more...]