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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

The Artist Formerly Known

By Christopher Hivner

"Artist Chablis Visits Local Farm" Stu Hazzard reporting for the Moon County News Nerds World-renowned painter Chablis was in Moon County yesterday at the farm of Harald and Gretta van der Skeeterhornenflugen. The artist, who also claims to be clairvoyant and a Unitarian, came … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Piratocracy

By Mike McHugh

Another Contraband Days festival has come and gone here in Lake Charles. The Buccaneers who seized the city for the duration have returned control to its duly elected officials. Here in Louisiana, this of course means that it is back in the hands of real pirates. During … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Building a Rented Life

By Allen Smith

This started out as a bad year. In less than 6 months, I lost my job, condominium, car and girlfriend. Even the cat packed up her litter box and left. When my parents heard the bad news, they immediately snapped into action: they fled to Boca Raton and dropped me from their … [Read more...]

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2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Finalists of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

The Annual Utah Deer Hunt

By David Woodside

The annual Utah Deer Hunt, also known as Daddy’s New Bullet Hole Scar Shooting Contest, attracts deer for hundreds of miles. The prize goes to the wife of the first heart attack victim. The infarction must have occurred while camping drunk during a snowstorm in the woods after … [Read more...]

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2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Weighty Situations

By Laverne H. Bardy

I’m allergic to many foods. Soon after eating them I break out in fat. My husband can eat anything he wants and not gain an ounce. I deeply resent him for that. I don’t think he ever heard the word “calorie” before meeting me. But, his lack of knowledge in this area often works … [Read more...]

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