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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Field Trip Mom

By Patrick "Patch" Rose

The end of the school year means one thing – besides backpacks sent home with crumpled spelling worksheets, artwork, pencil nubs and capless markers. I’m talking about field trips. These school-induced excursions usually involve rain, along with a few other elements: a signed … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

A Boater’s Lament

By Peter Quinn

The two happiest day’s in a boater's life are the day he buys it and the day he sells it, as the saying goes. On the dull of a drab winter’s day I let my mind slip to summer and boating. Floating on the lake with my family in our 22 -- no 24 -- better yet 26-foot boat! "Gino … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

My Last Day of Work

By Teo Sanchez

I wake up at 6:15. I hate my life. I’m 32 and work as a “quality assurance clerk” for the IRS through the local bank. My entire job consists of adding up the sum of checks and making sure people are paying what they owe, which is the most mind numbing process in the world. I get … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 2nd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

Guitar Lessons For Impressing Girls

By Jon Savitt

So, you want to learn how to play guitar? Fortunately, you came to the right place. Usually when people approach me asking for lessons it takes anywhere between one to three days before they give up, but I'm sure you will be different. So here we go. It's always good to start out … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our 3rd Quarter 2013 Humor Writing Contest!

More Than Half A Century of Plastic Romance

By Patrick "Patch" Rose

A couple of messages on Facebook this week mentioned a big birthday and celebrity milestone that piqued my interest. The postings announced Barbie is 50 – and perkier than ever, thanks to the miracle of molded plastic. Since Facebook is recognized worldwide for its accuracy and … [Read more...]

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