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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Semi-finalists of our OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

The Au Pair

By Hildee Weiss

once thought I would need “help.” I don’t mean the professional kind with a couch in an office. I mean the help as in Mary Poppins or Alice Nelson from “The Brady Bunch.” In all of my dreams of motherhood, I assumed that with five perfect children who never fought and who … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

If You See My ‘Get Up And Go’, Tell Me Where It Went!

By Lisa Barker

You know those types of days. You have a nagging cold that isn’t big enough to keep you in bed, but it’s sure big enough to make you feel like you stuffed your head in a goldfish bowl. The kids all look distorted, their jabbering is muffled and punctuated by ‘clinks’ as they tap … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

How Not To Invest

By Jessica Benes

My sister and I bought a house together. Well, really due to my then-unemployment, she was the one on the mortgage and I was quitclaimed to the title after the fact. We had been reading real estate books, looking at FSBO's and getting all fired up about investing. A five-bed, … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

Always Wear A Skirt

By Jacquelin Cangro

It’s a hole. It’s a hole in the ground,” I shouted through the door to my sister who was patiently waiting her turn. “We talked about this. You can do it,” she said. It had been many years since I’d needed encouragement in the bathroom, but I felt her support through the door. … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our OCTOBER/NOVEMBER 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

Search Me!

By Cindy Dwyer

“Do I look like an evil, violent person?” I asked my husband. “Well, sometimes, like when you’re really hungry,” He answered, a little too honestly. So, I punched his arm. “Stop it. I’m being serious. I hate that they search my bags every time we travel.” I dumped the contents … [Read more...]

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