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The way they stare, undressing me with their eyes. It makes me feel so dirty." I paused as my wife held me close. "Women can be such pigs!" "I know, baby. I know," she whispered, trying to calm my wounded pride. "But when a man is as sexy as you..." I felt her hand gliding … [Read more...]
A bright light blares into my eyeballs. “You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to a thorough cleaning.” The suspect: My teeth. The crime: Plaque build-up. The punishment: A cleaning. Officer Hygienist, a.k.a. Bad Cop, armed with a pointy weapon, is ready to … [Read more...]
My husband is away on a business trip and I have been single parenting for the past two weeks. It's a shame my youngest child may not be here to see him when he returns! Her days are numbered. I had to take two of my children to hockey, leaving my 13-year-old son babysitting his … [Read more...]
If you have ever owned one of those inflatable U-shaped travel pillows, the ones you wrap around your neck on long bus journeys, you will have probably noticed that there is no government warning label against over-inflation of these pillows. There is no message from the … [Read more...]
Life is full of mysteries: What is the meaning of life? Do beings exist on other planets? How can kids master a video game with no instructions, yet can’t remember to make a bed? From time to time I reflect on important life questions like these. For instance, why are children … [Read more...]