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"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

Stupidity, The Bane Of All Parents

By Lisa Barker

When it comes to parenting pet peeves, one thing most parents can’t stand is stupidity in children. I’m not talking about the usual brainless things that happen around the house that you EXPECT with children, things like spilled milk, kids lolling all over the sofa instead of … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

Alarm Clocks

By Cindy Dwyer

As humans, we must be inherently masochistic. Every day we set ourselves up for a “sneak attack.” We go to bed and willingly set a trap, which springs on us early the next morning. Yes, I am referring to the dreaded alarm clock. There are all sorts out there now. You can go … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the Honorable Mentions of our August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

The Garden Spider

By Cindy Dwyer

Any mother of an eight-year-old boy can tell you that whenever he runs into the kitchen with a plastic bucket and shouts, “Hey, Mom! Look what I found!”, you are probably not going to want whatever is in the bucket to get loose in the house. After shooing him back outside, I … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 1st Place winner of our August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

The Story of Dot

By Lionel Beck

Dot was depressed. She was an ordinary English full stop. Like many of her punctilious friends she was frequently abused. She wondered if life might have been better in America, being known as a period. But she’d have been confused with something else, expected to play volley … [Read more...]

"AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HUMOR"TM SHOWCASE

August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest Results!

Congratulations to the 2nd Place winner of our August/September 2005 Humor Writing Contest!

George W.’s ‘Speakin’ Like Me’ Tapes”

By Jeff Dougherty

Howdy folks. George W. here. Do you like the way I tawlk? Sure you do! It’s kinda folksy ain’t it? A certain down home quality you cain’t git just annawhere. Kinda tawlk you can only git, well, down home. And like the sayin’ goes, its down to the earth. It’s so down to the earth, … [Read more...]

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