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During a mid-afternoon respite in my man cave, I was watching another riveting episode of Oprah. As I'm a middle age, balding, fat white guy, some might think this was unusual. I don’t care. Anyway, this episode was about the governors and golfer, who got caught. You know, … [Read more...]
Growing up in New Orleans, I was taught I could count on St. Anthony to help me find something lost – a way of wheeling and dealing with the saints. It only made sense that when my ancient, obese cat, Miss Eula, was missing, I would dig a hole in front of my house and bury a … [Read more...]
You come home from a hard day’s work. You kick off your shoes, grab a cold one from the fridge and plop down in your recliner. You grab the remote, turn the TV to ESPN… and the inevitable happens. Your wife steps right in front of you, modeling some new article of clothing she … [Read more...]
Annoying as it is, unwanted e-mails are a part of internet users’ lives. Call it spam, bulk or junk mail, there it is, filling up inboxes. My internet service provider does a good job filtering the junk but because they don't always get it right, I periodically scan through the … [Read more...]
“Dude, are my hose twisted?” Very. But not the way he meant. “Bruno, you look scary in pantyhose.” “Dude, I keep telling ya, they’re MANtyhose! It’s the latest trend in menswear.” I looked again at the silken sheerness sleek upon my burly buddy’s beefy, bumpy legs – and … [Read more...]