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Everyone says that living in the suburbs can be boring, but I disagree. If you keep your eyes open you never know what you might see. Like the evening late last fall when I was grilling turkey burgers for dinner. Standing on my patio, I was taking in the crisp night air, the … [Read more...]
The history of love has long been a mystery. How does it work? Where does it come from? And why does it happen to good people? A look back to love's beginning, as told to me by a well-educated single man living under a bridge, may provide the answers. Scholars maintain that love … [Read more...]
Years ago I had a hip replacement, and I liked the scar so damn much that I recently did the other one. Luckily, I’m finally out of hips to throw on the operating table because this time around I was disappointed—no, make that devastated, shattered, and a smidge more cuckoo … [Read more...]
How many times has this happened to you? You're standing at a crowded cocktail party. You have a drink in one hand, and an appetizer on a plate in the other. You want to eat the appetizer but you can't because you don't have a free hand. Or maybe you’re driving your car with … [Read more...]
The woman slammed the office phone, looked to the heavens and screamed: "Why can't men find things?" I dove beneath my desk, scooted behind the chair and began duck-walking it down the hallway in hopes of escape down the office elevator. She found me. "You're a man!" she … [Read more...]