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Our kids were out of the house on sleepovers, so my wife and I did what any other normal, healthy couple would do under such circumstances. We went for a nice dinner, a beautiful stroll along the beach, and then we went home and enjoyed some wild, unprotected swearing. You can … [Read more...]
Adam and Brian stood side by side in the Bronx Zoo, watching the lion’s tail swish back and forth. Adam looked at the black sky. He’d come to the most crucial part of his argument, and he didn’t want to screw it up. “Look at that lion. He’s behind bars. It’s a … [Read more...]
In a moment of momma weakness, I agreed to take The Daughters to the local water park. It’s not that I don’t enjoy the water park, it’s that I don’t always enjoy the other people who GO to the waterpark. There are kids there and they are peeing in the pools and splashing and I … [Read more...]
There once was a turkey named Larry who lived in a small wood next to a hunting shack. The shack was owned by an exceptionally bad hunter named Earl. For ten years Earl had been trying to shoot Larry to eat him for Thanksgiving dinner. Instead, for the last ten Thanksgivings, … [Read more...]
I’ve been thinking a lot about birthdays lately, since mine is coming soon. As you grow older, you tend to become more philosophical about them, as opposed to actually celebrating them. This is mainly because having a party where you run around shrieking and consuming mass … [Read more...]